Chipotle Cup Stories: Beyoncé and Solange. A story about the elevator, the patriarchy, and Chipotle's tasty new sofritas.
A review of Mountain Dew Game Fuel for Maura Magazine
The Biography of Paul Ford at Medium
Two stories ("Cell Phone Heart" and "The Demon of Carlisle Castle") in We Are The Friction
Guest Recommendations and my scary visage for Bygone Bureau
Emotional Transit on tumblr
A story about Pumpkin Spice lattes in Issue 9 of 1/100
The Complete Biography of North West in The Morning News
A review of Soda Shaq in Maura Magazine
A Penthouse letter at tumblr
Mutant Limes, a review of Bud Light Lime Marg-A-Rita at Maura Magazine
A story about Celebrity Butts in the Ahoy Booty zine
An interactive story about Twitter called Today on Twitter
A story about everything that happened in popular culture in the last two weeks called 15 Pop Cultural Abysses From Which There Is No Escape
A story in TMN about selfie culture called How Amanda Bynes And The Teens Saved The Human Race
Cultural Literacy For Old People i.e. Famous People You Haven't Heard of, in The Morning News
Wrote The Pictures of Our Children for Sundoglit
I've been writing a weekly-ish column about celebrities for TMN
My story Joru's Hand was nominated for a Pushcart Prize (?) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Poor Press
Things You Notice In A Fire
Amy Spalding's Musical Theater Monday
Memories of Pippin
The Good Men Project
David Hasselhoff's Game of Sexual Jungle Cat
The Morning News
How the Dead Live
Baby's First Internet (with Kean Soo)
How Everything Turned Out
An Online Petition To Save The Redwoods (Part One, Part Two, Part Three)
New Fathers Roundtable (Part One, Part Two, Part Three)
Worried About Celebrities
Behind The Scenes: Untitled Fall Project
What I Did On My Summer Vacation (with Reuben Stanton)
The Vanishing Act (with Josh Allen)
11 Stories About Cross-dressing
Kayley's Super Power (with Sam Brown)
Kevin Fanning's Home Security Basics
Since Your Father Tried To Kill You
The Person Who Lives
Emails From Dead People
My Pornstar Friends
My Deposition About God's Lawyers
Building The Perfect Lolcat
Surgery of Modern Warfare
When Your Mother Was A Spy
1000 Ridiculous Tragedies
My New Machine
I was the Necessary Fiction Writer in Residence for May 2011.
Interview with CBC's The Current for a segment on Awesome Jobs.
Flavorwire interview about Jennifer Love Hewitt Times Infinity.
Reverse-interview with Josh Luft.
Interview with David Barringer for WordRiot.
Interview about beverages for the Rock Band podcast.
Jim Bennett turned my story "The Vanishing Act" into a short film.
Britt Parrott turned my story "Night-Blooming" into a short film.
I starred in a video about something called The Ostrich Hammer.