Magical Neon Sexuality

Stories about love and dating and the fierce sensuality of our most important celebrities.

Taylor Swift, Mark Ruffalo, Kim Kardashian,
Paul Rudd, Taylor Momsen, Idris Elba, Jennifer Love Hewitt,
Lana Del Rey, Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber,
~and of course~
Ryan Reynolds.

Magical Neon Sexuality

ebook versions

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Nook version available at

Print version

Featuring a cover illustration by Maré Odomo, the print version is 1/2 size, 48pp, 12,000 words, and available via Paypal. Print version sold out, sorry! Read it on your phone!


"Literally unpublishable." --Random Penguin House

"It's, what, it's fanfic? Just, no." --PANKD

"Why are there horses on the cover? Whatever happened with that nice book about jobs?" --my mom

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