I have been writing things on the internet since 1998. I write about celebrities and internet culture and technology and brands and relationships.

Lately I am known as the person who wrote those books about Kim Kardashian, the ones where she’s trapped inside her own game, and she’s a witch who uses emoji-based spells, those ones.

My current book is called Cutie Cutie Ghost Show – it’s about celebutante influencers and social media warfare and pervasive data harvesting. It’s basically me trying to figure out if it’s possible to be your authentic self in a world that does not encourage you to be your best self. It’s fun though.

I live in Cambridge, MA with a cat named Moonlight and various other members of my family.

Books I’ve written

Other things I’ve done

I’m also on: twitter / instagram / tinyletter / whygodwhy

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Well, that’s about it. See you around I guess.