whygodwhy (blog)

newsletter (very occasional updates)

GUMROAD (Chapbooks for download)


Other things I’ve done



About Me

I have been writing things on the internet since 1998. I write about celebrities and internet culture and technology and brands and relationships.

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Lately I am known as the person who wrote those books about Kim Kardashian, the ones where she’s trapped inside her own game, and she’s a witch who uses emoji-based spells, those ones.

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My most recent book is called Cutie Cutie Ghost Show – it’s about celebutante influencers and social media warfare and pervasive data harvesting. It’s basically me trying to figure out if it’s possible to be your authentic self in a world that does not encourage you to be your best self. It’s fun though.

I live in Cambridge, MA with a cat named Moonlight and various other members of my family.


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